Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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