we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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