Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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