Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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