that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Im part way to drunk.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Who died my cat blue again?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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