She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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