oh god the rape fog is back!
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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