My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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