also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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