dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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