atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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