i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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