I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
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