my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
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So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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