And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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