He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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