i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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