Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Boobs are out for the taking
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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