I accidentally burped into my bong.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
