He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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