Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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