At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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