I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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