The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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