you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I deserve this hangover.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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