What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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