I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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