he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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