I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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