Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
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Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
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