i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.