Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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