that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?