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• (323): View more from California

  i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.

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  Special does not even begin to describe that text.

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• (516): View more from New York

  I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar

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• (951): View more from California

  yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  That's science, my friend. Boner science.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.

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