Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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