That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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