A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
Randomize