They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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