What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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