I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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