Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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