I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
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Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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