Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
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I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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