Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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