i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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