what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
