Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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