in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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