i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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