If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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