I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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