I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
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