I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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