I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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