I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
