I want to stick my p in your. b.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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