I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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