i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
