As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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